Our Menu

EAT HERE OR WE ALL STARVE

Main Dishes

Crazy Pizza Loaf

A one of a kind Italian bread loaf (whole loaf) with your choice of topping. If we don't have it, too bad. Just kidding! ($2.00 Per Topping )

$9.95
Philly Cheese Steak

6 oz Philly meat (American, Swiss, or Mozzarella. Your choice of peppers, onions, or mushrooms (It ain't Philly, no Cheeze Whiz!)

$17.95
*Crazy Club Burger

Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Choice of cheese. (Bacon Add $2.00) Stale bun, no extra charge!

$17.95
Fried Chicken

4 pieces. Feathers optional!

$17.95
Grilled Chicken Club

Lettuce, Tomato, Onion and if you want to raise your cholesterol Bacon. (It's not a hoagie, it's a hero!).

$18.95
— Some entrees come with half sour pickle and your choice of tater tots, or French fries (Jersey Shore or Sweet Potato). If you don’t want fried crap, a bag of chips.

Crazy Club

Chicken Tenders

Choice of Sauce. (They Ain't so tender!)

$10.95
Mozzarella Sticks (5)

Beer Battered w/Homemade Marinara Sauce​

$10.95
Pigs in a Blanket (10)

Choice of Sauce. (Porky's favorite!)

$12.95
Corn Fritters (12)

Choice of Sauce (Try these with Petal Sauce!)

$11.95
Fried Ravioli (8)

w/ Homemade Marinara Sauce. (In Brooklyn we call it gravy!)

$12.95

Appetizers

Jurassic Pretzel

(This is a bigg-a-pretzel!)

$10.95
Macaroni & Cheese Bites (10)

(Not as cheesy as Scotty's jokes!)

$10.95
Loaded Nachos

w/ Salsa, Cheddar Cheese, Taco Meat and Sour Cream. (Not as loaded as Mayor John and Ponytail John!)

$10.95
Award Winning Wings

Asian, Buffalo, BBQ, and Frank's Red Hot

Size (8

$12.95

Size (12)

$16.95

Crazy Club

Garden Salad

Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Olives, Shredded Carrots. Add Chicken $3. (This ain't from the Garden of Eden.)

$9.95
Sour Pickle

Sure to make you pucker!

$2.00

Sides and Fries

Crazy Fries

Jersey Shore fries w/ Fresh Mozzarella and Homemade Brown Gravy. (Eat it fast or your fries will go limp!)

$11.95
Loaded Tots

w/ Bacon Bits, Cheddar Cheese, Mozzarella and Green Onion. (This spud's for you!)

$11.95

Crazy Desserts Menu

NYC Style Cheesecake ($5.95)

Chocolate or Strawberry drizzle, whipped cream, and cherry.

Mississippi Mud Pie ($5.95)

Scotty's Favorite

Brooklyn Cannoli ($7.95)

2 Homemade cannolis from Brooklyn! Chocolate drizzle, rainbow sprinkles, and whipped cream. (Just like Papa Lou's!)​

After Dessert

Alka Seltzer, Pepto Bismol, and Tums located behind the bar. Free of charge-just ask the bartender.

* CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEATS, POULTRY, SEAFOOD, SHELLFISH, OR EGGS MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOODBORNE ILLNESS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE CERTAIN MEDICAL CONDITIONS.