2025 Crazy Club Events
Crazy Country Club - Show & Tell: Ink Edition
Crazy Country Club – Show & Tell: Ink Edition
Date & Time:
May 15th | Starts at 6PM – 9PM
Goes ‘til we shut it down!
TATTOOS FOR A CAUSE!
We’re throwing down to support the Pike County Animal Shelter – because inked hearts love animals too.
$5 donation at the door goes directly to the shelter!
Learn more and show your support here:
Pike County Animal Shelter Facebook Group
Got Ink? Show It Off!
We’re inviting tattoo lovers of all kinds to come out and show off their favorite pieces! Whether it’s your first tattoo or a full sleeve, we want to see it.
Calling All Local Tattoo Artists!
Bring your portfolios and business cards – showcase your work, connect with future clients, and hang with the inked-up crowd.
What’s Going Down:
🖤 Tattoo Show & Tell – Patrons AND artists are encouraged to share their ink and the stories behind them.
🎤 Karaoke Chaos – Step up and sing your heart out.
🍻 Drink Specials All Night – Good times and strong pours.
🍔 Full Menu – Come hungry. We’ve got you.
No cover – just a $5 Donation for a great cause.
Let’s get weird, flash some ink, and support our furry friends!
“Warm Beer – Lousy Food” (wink wink)
RAT PACK NIGHT
RAT PACK NIGHT – at The Crazy Country Club! Come fly with us… straight into the most swingin’ night Hawley’s ever seen.
Dust off that fedora, throw on your best Sinatra swagger, and strut in like you own the joint. 
Whether you’re Dean, Sammy, Frank, or just a smooth-talking wannabe—this night’s for you.
Karaoke all night long – Rat Pack classics encouraged, bad impressions required.
Prizes for best-dressed crooner!- Wendy’s Martini Specials are flowing like Ol’ Blue Eyes himself is behind the bar:
— The Rusty Nail
— Classic Gin Martini
— Peanut Butter Martini
— Chocolate Martini 
Bonus points if you say “baby” after every sentence.
Crazy Country Club – 215 Main Ave, Hawley, PA
Starts at 8 PM Friday May 16th
Rated PG-13 for sharp suits, sharper tongues, and swingin’ songs that’ll make grandma blush.
🎤 AMATEUR COMEDY NIGHT – OPEN MIC MADNESS
🔥 Warm Beer – Lousy Food – Fresh Meat on the Mic 🔥
SATURDAY @ THE CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB
So… you think you’re funny?
Or your friends keep saying “You should be on stage!”
Or maybe you’re just drunk enough to give it a shot?
WELL HERE’S YOUR CHANCE.
🎤 Open Mic – Amateur Hour Edition
You’ve got 15 minutes to make ‘em laugh, cry, or cringe so hard they question their life choices.
No pros. No pressure. Just you, a mic, and a crowd that’s seen things.
👉 Bring your best jokes. Or your worst ones.
👉 Newbies welcome. Hecklers are part of the fun.
👉 Confidence not required, but a sense of humor is.
🎙️ Hosted by Club King Scotty – The only man brave enough to MC this mess
🍻 Drink specials flowing like regrets at last call
😈 Rated: Absolutely Not Safe for Sensitive Ears
📍 WHEN: Saturday Night
⏰ TIME: 8PM
📌 WHERE: The Crazy Country Club – 215 Main Ave, Hawley PA
💥 No sign-up. No shame. Just show up and show us what you got.
We dare you.
COUNTRY KICKOFF WITH JORDAN STONER
FRIDAY MAY 23 @ 8PM Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA
Holiday Weekend Blowout Starts Here!
He’s not in it for the fame — he’s working for THE HAT. (Hey, our comedians work for the can… it’s a tradition.)
Full menu until MIDNIGHT
Drinks all night — whether you’re toasting freedom or forgetting your ex Karaoke chaos? You KNOW Scotty’s in the building…
FRIDAY NIGHT | MAY 23 | 8PM
SUNDAY OPEN MIC NIGHT - CRAZY COUNTRY STYLE!
Hey y’all! It’s time to get WILD & CREATIVE at Crazy Country Club’s Sunday Special! 🥳
📅 Upcoming Dates:
April 13th & April 27thMay 11th & May 25th
June 8th & June 22nd
July 14th & July 20th
August 10th & August 24th
September 7th & September 21st
🕘 Every event runs from 6 PM to 9 PM, and guess what? IT’S FREE! 🤩
🎤 Musicians & Singers — Grab the mic and show us what you got!
🖌 Artists — Paint our tables, leave your mark, and make Crazy Country Club yours!
🎉 Guests — Bring your wildest decorations and hang ‘em on our walls or ceilings!
📣 Calling all Hawley locals and beyond—whether you’re performing, painting, or just soaking in the creativity, everyone’s welcome!
🥘🍰 Come hungry! We’ve got a full menu with NEW items and desserts that are downright phenomenal! 😋 Pssst… Ask about the cannolis! You won’t regret it.
Let’s make Sundays (and these special dates) at Crazy Country Club LEGENDARY! 💥🤠
2025 Past Events
Welcome to the Hall of Fame (or Shame?) where we proudly display the glorious disasters of our past parties. From comedian fails and flops to silly string wars to karaoke nights that violated at least three city ordinances, we’ve done it all — and survived (mostly).
Take a scroll down memory lane — but be warned: what happens at Crazy Country Club usually ends up on this page… along with your mugshot.
🍻🎉 Stay crazy, stay loud, and remember: if you’re not laughing, you’re not doing it right.
SUNDAY MOTHER'S DAY with OPEN MIC NIGHT
SUNDAY MOTHERS DAY with OPEN MIC NIGHT – CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB STYLE! 
Mother’s Day May 11th
Mother’s Day Special: 4PM – 9PMCelebrate Mom with a FREE slice of cheesecake when you spend $20 or more!
Because every mom deserves something sweet! Open Mic event runs from 6 PM to 8 PM, and guess what? IT’S FREE! 
Musicians & Singers — Grab the mic and show us what you got!
Guests — Bring your wildest decorations and hang ‘em on our walls or ceilings!
Calling all Hawley locals and beyond—whether you’re performing, or just soaking in the creativity, everyone’s welcome!
Come hungry! We’ve got a full menu with NEW items and desserts that are downright phenomenal! 
Pssst… Ask about the cannoli’s! You won’t regret it.
Crazy Country Club: 3-Year Anniversary Bash! 🎉
Saturday, [May 10, 2025]
Starts at 8:00 PM Crazy Country Club215 Main Ave, Hawley, PA 18428
Three years of absolute mayhem, memories, music, and madness — and we’re just getting started! Parody Karaoke with Scotty – Not Suitable for Young Children (adult themes & language)
Drink specials – liquid courage included Food specials – full menu + real Brooklyn desserts
Dancing, singing, floating things, and flying silly string – yep, it’s happening
SILLY STRING WAR – bring your game face and terrible aim
CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB PRESENTS: DIRTY MINDS LIVE!
- Date: Friday, May 2nd
Time: 8PM until the last survivor stumbles out - Location: Crazy Country Club, Hawley, PA
Cost to Enter: Your dignity (but seriously, it’s free)
Get ready for a weekend of filthy thoughts and surprisingly clean answers! Audience participation IS required — so if you’re shy, better start drinking now. Our fearless Club Master, Scotty, will kick things off from the front stage, putting your dirty little minds to the test.
Think you’re quick? Think you’re dirty? Think you’re dirty but wrong?
The toughest, raunchiest, funniest crowd in Hawley better show up ready to play.
DIRTY MINDS LIVE — Only at the CRAZY COUNTRY CLUB.
Where everything sounds dirty… but we swear it’s innocent. (Mostly.)
Crazy Country Club Scavenger Hunt & Shenanigans Night
- Date: Saturday, May 3rd
Time: 8PM until the last survivor stumbles out - Location: Crazy Country Club, Hawley, PA
Cost to Enter: Your dignity (but seriously, it’s free)
Grab your crew, channel your inner chaos gremlin, and join us for the first-ever Crazy Country Club Scavenger Hunt – where the clues are questionable, the challenges are inappropriate, and the prizes are as unpredictable as the crowd. It’s all happening inside the Crazy Country Club, which means the bar is open, the music’s loud, and the weirdos are already waiting.
- Karaoke Khaos – sing like no one’s watching, even though everyone is
- Full Menu Available ’til Midnight – because scavenger hunting on an empty stomach is illegal in 13 states
- Teams of up to 4. Solo players welcome – Crazy Country Club regulars will adopt you.
- Cheating is allowed if you’re funny about it.
- Keep your pants on… unless explicitly told otherwise.
- If you find a sock in the hat box, don’t ask – just leave it be.
🥨 CRAZY COUNTY CLUB TWISTED PRETZELS WEEKEND 🥨
April 25–27 | All Weekend Long | No Judgment, Just Salt
They say National Pretzel Day is April 26…
We say: “Why stop at one day when you can stretch that salty sucker into an entire weekend of twisted, pretzel madness?”
So we took our classic Jurassic Philly Pretzel, slapped it around a little, gave it a spicy makeover, and now it’s Crazy Twisted—just like your Aunt Polly after two Fireballs.
🔥 What’s Happening:
A TWISTED TAKE on the CCC’s legendary soft pretzel
Served ALL WEEKEND to feed your carb-loving, beer-chasing, mustard-dipping soul
Big. Warm. Slightly inappropriate. Just like us.
No cover. No rules.
Just show up, get salty, and wrap your mouth around the most dangerously delicious pretzel this side of Philly.
CCC Style: Where everything’s twisted—including the snacks.
Crazy Country Club Presents: A Night of Laughs, Lousy Food & Killer Karaoke!
Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA Presents: A Night of Laughs, Lousy Food & Killer Karaoke! Friday, April 25th, 2025 – Join the Crazy Crew and the one and only Comedian Rich Carucci —a comedian so funny, his exes still randomly text, “I just think it’s funny how…” 
Joe’s been cracking up crowds across the country, delivering punchlines sharper than your mother-in-law’s side-eye. If laughter is the best medicine, consider this your prescription—side effects may include snorting, crying, and an awkward leg twitch.
What’s Happening? Comedy with Comedian Rich Carucci & Friends – Expect gut-busting jokes, ridiculous stories, and just enough adult humor to make you question your life choices. 
Karaoke with Scotty – Kicks off at 8 PM and pops up in between comedian sets. So warm up those vocal cords—whether you’re the next superstar or just “here for moral support,” we’re cheering you on (from a safe distance).
Full Menu Until 12 AM – Because nothing pairs better with bad singing than greasy food you’ll regret in the morning.
Warning: This event may cause uncontrollable laughter, questionable dance moves, and spontaneous song duets with strangers.Tag your crazy friends who need a night out—or your ex, just to remind them what they’re missing! 
Crazy Country Club Adult Easter Eve Egg Hunt
Crazy Country Club Adult Easter Eve Egg Hunt 
Cost: FREE EVENT
What’s Happening: Epic Adult Easter Egg Hunt: Countless hiding spots, sneaky prizes, and a wild race to find the most eggs. Special Menu & Crazy Cocktails: Indulge in playful, boozy treats and wild cocktails made just for the night. Karaoke Madness: Sing your heart out and celebrate your egg-hunting victories with friends!Don’t miss the fun—bring your friends and get ready to go CRAZY!
🎨🧀 Crazy Country Club Artist Meet and Greet! 🍷🎤
Crazy Country Club Artist Meet and Greet! 
Date: April 17 Time: 6 PM – 9 PM Location: Crazy Country Club Complimentary Cheese and Crackers – Because every artist needs fuel! Full Menu Bar & Wine Selection – Raise a glass in comradery! A piece of your work to show and tell – Let’s see what you’ve been creating!
A piece to display on our walls or ceiling – Yes, we’re serious about the ceiling!
Dress Code: Whatever makes you feel like you.
GRILLED CHEESE GONE WILD
GRILLED CHEESE GONE WILDApril 11th–13th | All Weekend Long
Listen up, cheese freaks! Starting Friday, April 11th, we’re throwing down for National Grilled Cheese Day the Crazy Country Club way — with more butter, more cheese, and absolutely zero nutritional value.
Custom grilled cheese sandwiches — you dream it, we melt it
Bacon? Mac & Cheese bites? Pickles? Yeah, we got weird with it.
Double Double Cheese – Fried grilled cheese on a brioche bun (because yes, we hate your arteries)
Secret “Scotty Special” – Order it at your own risk (no refunds, no regrets)
Saturday – Karaoke + the Sing With a Mouthful Challenge. Lose your dignity. Everybody wins.
Warm Beer. Lousy Food. Way Too Much Cheese.
No shame. No rules. Just melted madness.
🎤 Comedy Chaos at Crazy Country Club – April 11th, 2025 🎤
Friday Night just got crazier!
Join us on April 11th for a no-holds-barred Comedy Night with the hilarious Joe Gallanti and his crew of lovable misfits—a half-dozen brave souls who said, “WTH, let’s try to make the toughest crowd in town laugh!”
The Crazy Clubbers don’t hand out laughs easy—you gotta earn ‘em. But don’t worry, these comedians are working hard… for the can. Yep, tips appreciated, especially if they get you to snort-laugh your drink through your nose.
What’s on tap:
🎭 Comedy starts at 8 PM sharp – Don’t be late, unless you like being stared at by the front row while you squeeze into your seat.
🎤 Karaoke with Scotty & Crew – Before, after, and somewhere in between—because nothing follows stand-up like standing up and belting out “Livin’ on a Prayer.”
🍔 Full menu all night – Fuel your funny bone with greasy goodness and questionable dietary decisions.
🍹 Amazing Drink Specials – Get buzzed on a budget!
🥤 Adult Milkshakes – Boozy, creamy, and dangerously addictive.
🧃 Crafty Mocktails – For our sober legends who still want to sip in style.
No cover. No excuses. Just show up, laugh loud, and tip if they tickle you right
Crazy Country Club’s Wild Pajama Party!
Crazy Country Club’s Wild Pajama Party! 
Saturday, April 5th | 8:00 PM – LateSlip into something cozy (or a little daring 
) and join us for a pajama party like no other! The Crazy Country Club is turning up the heat with a night full of fun, flirtation, and just the right amount of mischief. Whether you’re rocking silky PJs, fluffy onesies, or something in between, come ready to party all night long!
What’s in Store? Karaoke Madness – Sing your heart out with Scotty & Crew Pajama Fashion Show – Strut your stuff in the sexiest, silliest, or wildest sleepwear
Dance-Offs – Move those hips ‘til the sun comes up Late-Night Bites – Full menu available until midnight
Author J.C. Plaza!
March 27, at 6:30 PM
Meet the Author: J.C. Plaza will share exciting details about her upcoming stories.
Live Reading: Enjoy a captivating reading from The Legend of Lake Sangre—a tale that will keep you on the edge of your seat!
Raffle for a Signed Copy: Take a chance at winning a personally signed copy of her book for just $3 per ticket!
Signed Copies for Sale: Get your hands on a signed edition of J.C. Plaza’s work—no luck required!
Author & Poet Open Mic: Sign up begins at 6:30 PM. Share your work and join the creative fun!
Crazy Country Club Vibes: The club will be serving delicious food and drinks for purchase.At the Crazy Country Club, you never know what exciting moments the night will bring!
Where: Crazy Country Club When: Thursday, March 27, 6:30 PM Admission: Free (Raffle tickets $3 each)Come for the stories, stay for the creativity! See you there!
St Patrick's Day
March 15th
Join us on Saturday, March 15th for a night of great food, non-stop laughs, and karaoke fun at Crazy Country Club in Hawley, PA!
What’s in store?
Delicious Irish-inspired food & drink specials
Good times with great friends
Karaoke to keep the party going all night! Wear your green, bring your best singing voice, and get ready for an unforgettable night!
And don’t worry—gingers are absolutely welcome! (We know you’re the real VIPs of St. Paddy’s Day! 
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Crazy Country Club – Hawley, PA 
Festivities start at 8PM —don’t miss out! Tag your crew and let us know what song you’re singing!