Our Menu
EAT HERE OR WE ALL STARVE
Main Dishes
Crazy Pizza Loaf
A one of a kind Italian bread loaf (whole loaf) with your choice of topping. If we don't have it, too bad. Just kidding! ($2.00 Per Topping )
$9.95
Philly Cheese Steak
6 oz Philly meat (American, Swiss, or Mozzarella. Your choice of peppers, onions, or mushrooms (It ain't Philly, no Cheeze Whiz!)
$17.95
*Crazy Club Burger
Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Choice of cheese. (Bacon Add $2.00) Stale bun, no extra charge!
$17.95
Fried Chicken
4 pieces. Feathers optional!
$17.95
Grilled Chicken Club
Lettuce, Tomato, Onion and if you want to raise your cholesterol Bacon. (It's not a hoagie, it's a hero!).
$18.95
— Some entrees come with half sour pickle and your choice of tater tots, or French fries (Jersey Shore or Sweet Potato). If you don’t want fried crap, a bag of chips.
Crazy Club
Chicken Tenders
Choice of Sauce. (They Ain't so tender!)
$10.95
Mozzarella Sticks (5)
Beer Battered w/Homemade Marinara Sauce
$10.95
Pigs in a Blanket (10)
Choice of Sauce. (Porky's favorite!)
$12.95
Corn Fritters (12)
Choice of Sauce (Try these with Petal Sauce!)
$11.95
Fried Ravioli (8)
w/ Homemade Marinara Sauce. (In Brooklyn we call it gravy!)
$12.95
Appetizers
Jurassic Pretzel
(This is a bigg-a-pretzel!)
$10.95
Macaroni & Cheese Bites (10)
(Not as cheesy as Scotty's jokes!)
$10.95
Loaded Nachos
w/ Salsa, Cheddar Cheese, Taco Meat and Sour Cream. (Not as loaded as Mayor John and Ponytail John!)
$10.95
Award Winning Wings
Asian, Buffalo, BBQ, and Frank's Red Hot
Size (8
$12.95
Size (12)
$16.95
Crazy Club
Garden Salad
Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Olives, Shredded Carrots. Add Chicken $3. (This ain't from the Garden of Eden.)
$9.95
Sour Pickle
Sure to make you pucker!
$2.00
Sides and Fries
Crazy Fries
Jersey Shore fries w/ Fresh Mozzarella and Homemade Brown Gravy. (Eat it fast or your fries will go limp!)
$11.95
Loaded Tots
w/ Bacon Bits, Cheddar Cheese, Mozzarella and Green Onion. (This spud's for you!)
$11.95
Crazy Desserts Menu
NYC Style Cheesecake ($5.95)
Chocolate or Strawberry drizzle, whipped cream, and cherry.
Mississippi Mud Pie ($5.95)
Scotty's Favorite
Brooklyn Cannoli ($7.95)
2 Homemade cannolis from Brooklyn! Chocolate drizzle, rainbow sprinkles, and whipped cream. (Just like Papa Lou's!)
After Dessert
Alka Seltzer, Pepto Bismol, and Tums located behind the bar. Free of charge-just ask the bartender.